misandryad:

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

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a poem for a cute girl

owlmylove:

oh my god
holy shit
please be gay

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Do u ever just

brew a tea, roll a doob, pop a valium, watch an ep of Gilmore Girls then listen to songs from the musical Rent

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prasejeebus:
“ me
”

prasejeebus:

me

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lameborghini:

1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe

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pournstar:

boy: have sex w me
girl: no
boy: misandry is real

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*Rub’s your clit as a friend*

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How I feel when I do dem pancakes right tho

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